Draft Results
Aug 26, 2012
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Andrew Luck | QB | IND |
| 1 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Trent Richardson | RB | CLE |
| 1 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB | NYG |
| 1 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Stevan Ridley | RB | NE |
| 1 | 5 | Werewolves | Victor Cruz | WR | NYG |
| 1 | 6 | MeggaMen | Hakeem Nicks | WR | NYG |
| 1 | 7 | Norsemen | Jimmy Graham | TE | NO |
| 1 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Doug Martin | RB | TB |
| 1 | 9 | Crusaders | Steve Smith | WR | CAR |
| 1 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Frank Gore | RB | SF |
| 1 | 11 | Crusaders | Demaryius Thomas | WR | DEN |
| 1 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Reggie Bush | RB | MIA |
| 2 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Rashard Mendenhall | RB | PIT |
| 2 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Beanie Wells | RB | ARI |
| 2 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Dez Bryant | WR | DAL |
| 2 | 4 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Tony Romo | QB | DAL |
| 2 | 5 | Werewolves | Shonn Greene | RB | NYJ |
| 2 | 6 | MeggaMen | Patrick Willis | LB | SF |
| 2 | 7 | Norsemen | Pierre Garcon | WR | WAS |
| 2 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Torrey Smith | WR | BAL |
| 2 | 9 | Woodland Rangers | David Akers | K | SF |
| 2 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Cedric Benson | RB | GB |
| 2 | 11 | Crusaders | London Fletcher | LB | WAS |
| 2 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Jared Allen | DL | MIN |
| 3 | 1 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Mario Manningham | WR | SF |
| 3 | 2 | Sacks on the Beach | Cameron Wake | LB | MIA |
| 3 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | BenJarvus Green-Ellis | RB | CIN |
| 3 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Peyton Manning | QB | DEN |
| 3 | 5 | Werewolves | Eric Berry | DB | KC |
| 3 | 6 | MeggaMen | Willis McGahee | RB | DEN |
| 3 | 7 | Woodland Rangers | Robert Griffin III | QB | WAS |
| 3 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR |
| 3 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Karlos Dansby | LB | MIA |
| 3 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Michael Vick | QB | PHI |
| 3 | 11 | Crusaders | Jeremy Maclin | WR | PHI |
| 3 | 12 | MeggaMen | Dwayne Bowe | WR | KC |
| 4 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Brandon Jacobs | RB | SF |
| 4 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Navorro Bowman | LB | SF |
| 4 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Morgan Burnett | DB | GB |
| 4 | 4 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Ryan Kerrigan | DL | WAS |
| 4 | 5 | Werewolves | Calais Campbell | DL | ARI |
| 4 | 6 | MeggaMen | George Wilson | DB | BUF |
| 4 | 7 | Norsemen | Curtis Lofton | LB | NO |
| 4 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Patrick Peterson | DB | ARI |
| 4 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Edward Reed | DB | BAL |
| 4 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Mark Barron | LB | TB |
| 4 | 11 | Crusaders | Colin McCarthy | LB | TEN |
| 4 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Reggie Wayne | WR | IND |
| 5 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Jason Witten | TE | DAL |
| 5 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | DET |
| 5 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Kam Chancellor | DB | SEA |
| 5 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jermaine Gresham | TE | CIN |
| 5 | 5 | Werewolves | Daryl Washington | LB | ARI |
| 5 | 6 | MeggaMen | Justin Tuck | DL | NYG |
| 5 | 7 | Norsemen | Sean Weatherspoon | LB | ATL |
| 5 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | James Anderson | LB | CAR |
| 5 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Tyvon Branch | DB | OAK |
| 5 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Jacob Tamme | TE | DEN |
| 5 | 11 | Crusaders | Antoine Bethea | DB | IND |
| 5 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Quintin Mikell | DB | STL |
| 6 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Tony Gonzalez | TE | ATL |
| 6 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Charles Johnson | DL | CAR |
| 6 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Mario Williams | DL | BUF |
| 6 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | J.J. Watt | DL | HOU |
| 6 | 5 | Werewolves | Matt Schaub | QB | HOU |
| 6 | 6 | MeggaMen | T.J. Ward | DB | CLE |
| 6 | 7 | Norsemen | Justin Blackmon | WR | JAC |
| 6 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Jay Cutler | QB | CHI |
| 6 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Greg Little | WR | CLE |
| 6 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Jerod Mayo | HC | NE |
| 6 | 11 | Crusaders | Jabaal Sheard | DL | CLE |
| 6 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Jason McCourty | DB | TEN |
| 7 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Demarcus Ware | LB | DAL |
| 7 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Osi Umenyiora | DL | NYG |
| 7 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Brent Celek | TE | PHI |
| 7 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Paul Posluszny | LB | JAC |
| 7 | 5 | Werewolves | Sean Lee | LB | DAL |
| 7 | 6 | MeggaMen | Jared Cook | TE | TEN |
| 7 | 7 | Norsemen | Charles Woodson | DB | GB |
| 7 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Kamerion Wimbley | LB | TEN |
| 7 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Joe Flacco | QB | BAL |
| 7 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Antonio Brown | WR | PIT |
| 7 | 11 | Crusaders | Carolina Panthers | OL | CAR |
| 7 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Darrius Heyward-Bey | WR | OAK |
| 8 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Lance Briggs | LB | CHI |
| 8 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Roman Harper | DB | NO |
| 8 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Patrick Chung | DB | NE |
| 8 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Troy Polamalu | DB | PIT |
| 8 | 5 | Werewolves | Donald Brown | RB | IND |
| 8 | 6 | MeggaMen | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN |
| 8 | 7 | Norsemen | Mason Crosby | K | GB |
| 8 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Titus Young | WR | DET |
| 8 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Scott Chandler | TE | BUF |
| 8 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Chris Long | DL | STL |
| 8 | 11 | Crusaders | Jairus Byrd | DB | BUF |
| 8 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Elvis Dumervil | LB | DEN |
| 9 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Mark Anderson | DL | BUF |
| 9 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Bernard Pollard | DB | BAL |
| 9 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Green Bay Packers | OL | GB |
| 9 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jeremy Mincey | DL | JAC |
| 9 | 5 | Werewolves | Kevin Smith | RB | DET |
| 9 | 6 | MeggaMen | Ray Lewis | LB | BAL |
| 9 | 7 | Norsemen | Dawan Landry | DB | JAC |
| 9 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Eric Weddle | DB | SD |
| 9 | 9 | Fighting Squirrels | Alex Smith | QB | SF |
| 9 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Devin McCourty | DB | NE |
| 9 | 11 | Crusaders | DeAngelo Williams | RB | CAR |
| 9 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR |
| 10 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Lardarius Webb | DB | BAL |
| 10 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Stephen Tulloch | LB | DET |
| 10 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Ndamukong Suh | DL | DET |
| 10 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Chad Greenway | LB | MIN |
| 10 | 5 | Werewolves | Ahtyba Rubin | DL | CLE |
| 10 | 6 | MeggaMen | Luke Kuechly | LB | CAR |
| 10 | 7 | Norsemen | Carson Palmer | QB | OAK |
| 10 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN |
| 10 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Malcom Floyd | WR | SD |
| 10 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Ben Tate | RB | HOU |
| 10 | 11 | Crusaders | Josh Freeman | QB | TB |
| 10 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Pat Angerer | LB | IND |
| 11 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Geno Atkins | DL | CIN |
| 11 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 11 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Jon Beason | LB | CAR |
| 11 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Earl Thomas | DB | SEA |
| 11 | 5 | Werewolves | Lance Moore | WR | NO |
| 11 | 6 | MeggaMen | Justin Smith | DL | SF |
| 11 | 7 | Norsemen | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | OL | TB |
| 11 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | Denver Broncos | OL | DEN |
| 11 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Kyle Vanden Bosch | DL | DET |
| 11 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Brian Cushing | LB | HOU |
| 11 | 11 | Crusaders | C.J. Spiller | RB | BUF |
| 11 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Dan Bailey | K | DAL |
| 12 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Kyle Arrington | DB | NE |
| 12 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Michael Bush | RB | CHI |
| 12 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | New York Giants | OL | NYG |
| 12 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | New England Patriots | OL | NE |
| 12 | 5 | Werewolves | Peyton Hillis | RB | KC |
| 12 | 6 | MeggaMen | Jacquizz Rodgers | RB | ATL |
| 12 | 7 | Woodland Rangers | Laurent Robinson | WR | JAC |
| 12 | 8 | Mansfield Onanists | David Wilson | RB | NYG |
| 12 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Atlanta Falcons | OL | ATL |
| 12 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Dustin Keller | TE | NYJ |
| 12 | 11 | Crusaders | Michael Bennett | DL | TB |
| 12 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Tim Tebow | TE | NYJ |