Draft Results
Aug 23, 2014
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Toby Gerhart | RB | JAC |
| 1 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Knowshon Moreno | RB | MIA |
| 1 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL |
| 1 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Zac Stacy | RB | STL |
| 1 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Randall Cobb | WR | GB |
| 1 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Ray Rice | RB | BAL |
| 1 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Keenan Allen | WR | SD |
| 1 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Andre Ellington | RB | ARI |
| 1 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Alfred Morris | RB | WAS |
| 1 | 10 | Crusaders | Rashad Jennings | RB | NYG |
| 1 | 11 | Norsemen | Pierre Garcon | WR | WAS |
| 1 | 12 | MeggaMen | Andre Johnson | WR | HOU |
| 2 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Percy Harvin | WR | SEA |
| 2 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Reggie Bush | RB | DET |
| 2 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | DeSean Jackson | WR | WAS |
| 2 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Tony Romo | QB | DAL |
| 2 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Sammy Watkins | WR | BUF |
| 2 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Michael Crabtree | WR | SF |
| 2 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Michael Floyd | WR | ARI |
| 2 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | C.J. Spiller | RB | BUF |
| 2 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Bishop Sankey | RB | TEN |
| 2 | 10 | Crusaders | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND |
| 2 | 11 | Norsemen | Brandin Cooks | WR | NO |
| 2 | 12 | MeggaMen | Barry Church | DB | DAL |
| 3 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 3 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Josh Gordon | WR | CLE |
| 3 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Robert Quinn | DL | LA |
| 3 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | J.J. Watt | DL | HOU |
| 3 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Carlos Hyde | RB | SF |
| 3 | 6 | MeggaMen | Vontaze Burfict | LB | CIN |
| 3 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Shane Vereen | RB | NE |
| 3 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Jerrell Freeman | LB | IND |
| 3 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Ryan Mathews | RB | SD |
| 3 | 10 | Crusaders | Marques Colston | WR | NO |
| 3 | 11 | Norsemen | Eric Ebron | TE | DET |
| 3 | 12 | MeggaMen | Roddy White | WR | ATL |
| 4 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Johnathan Cyprien | DB | JAC |
| 4 | 2 | Norsemen | Cordarrelle Patterson | RB | MIN |
| 4 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Muhammad Wilkerson | DL | NYJ |
| 4 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Paul Posluszny | LB | JAC |
| 4 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Morgan Burnett | DB | GB |
| 4 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Fred Jackson | RB | BUF |
| 4 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Antrel Rolle | DB | NYG |
| 4 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Trent Richardson | RB | IND |
| 4 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | LeGarrette Blount | RB | PIT |
| 4 | 10 | Crusaders | Curtis Lofton | LB | NO |
| 4 | 11 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Derrick Johnson | LB | KC |
| 4 | 12 | MeggaMen | Joique Bell | RB | DET |
| 5 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Frank Gore | RB | SF |
| 5 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Eric Decker | WR | NYJ |
| 5 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Earl Thomas | DB | SEA |
| 5 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 5 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Jordan Matthews | TE | PHI |
| 5 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Jadeveon Clowney | DL | HOU |
| 5 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Eric Weddle | DB | SD |
| 5 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Dennis Pitta | TE | BAL |
| 5 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Karlos Dansby | LB | CLE |
| 5 | 10 | Crusaders | Ben Tate | RB | CLE |
| 5 | 11 | Norsemen | Tre Mason | RB | LA |
| 5 | 12 | MeggaMen | Steven Jackson | RB | ATL |
| 6 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR |
| 6 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Danny Woodhead | RB | SD |
| 6 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Zach Ertz | TE | PHI |
| 6 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Lamar Miller | RB | MIA |
| 6 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Mike Evans | WR | TB |
| 6 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Mark Barron | LB | TB |
| 6 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Russell Wilson | QB | SEA |
| 6 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Carlos Dunlap | DL | CIN |
| 6 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Tamba Hali | LB | KC |
| 6 | 10 | Crusaders | Kendall Wright | WR | TEN |
| 6 | 11 | Norsemen | Teddy Bridgewater | QB | MIN |
| 6 | 12 | MeggaMen | Kenny Vaccaro | DB | NO |
| 7 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Wes Welker | WR | DEN |
| 7 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | ARI |
| 7 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN |
| 7 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Mike Wallace | WR | MIA |
| 7 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Kam Chancellor | DB | SEA |
| 7 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Terrance West | RB | CLE |
| 7 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jeremy Maclin | WR | PHI |
| 7 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Tyvon Branch | DB | OAK |
| 7 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Colin Kaepernick | QB | SF |
| 7 | 10 | Crusaders | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN |
| 7 | 11 | Norsemen | Darren McFadden | RB | OAK |
| 7 | 12 | MeggaMen | Bernard Pierce | RB | BAL |
| 8 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Charles Tillman | DB | CHI |
| 8 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Justin Tucker | K | BAL |
| 8 | 3 | Whiskey Tango | Blake Bortles | QB | JAC |
| 8 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Paul Worrilow | LB | ATL |
| 8 | 5 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Coby Fleener | TE | IND |
| 8 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Perry Riley | LB | WAS |
| 8 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| 8 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Mychal Kendricks | LB | PHI |
| 8 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Calais Campbell | DL | ARI |
| 8 | 10 | Crusaders | Matt Elam | DB | BAL |
| 8 | 11 | Norsemen | Zach Brown | LB | TEN |
| 8 | 12 | MeggaMen | Greg Hardy | DL | CAR |
| 9 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Jared Allen | DL | CHI |
| 9 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Deangelo Hall | DB | WAS |
| 9 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | DeAndre Levy | LB | DET |
| 9 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Mario Williams | DL | BUF |
| 9 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Phil Dawson | K | SF |
| 9 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Eli Manning | QB | NYG |
| 9 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Cameron Wake | LB | MIA |
| 9 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Corey Liuget | DL | SD |
| 9 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Owen Daniels | TE | BAL |
| 9 | 10 | Crusaders | Dwayne Bowe | WR | KC |
| 9 | 11 | Norsemen | Knile Davis | RB | KC |
| 9 | 12 | MeggaMen | Ladarius Green | TE | SD |
| 10 | 1 | Norsemen | Mason Foster | LB | TB |
| 10 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Alterraun Verner | DB | TB |
| 10 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Theo Riddick | RB | DET |
| 10 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Brian Cushing | LB | HOU |
| 10 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | James Laurinaitis | LB | STL |
| 10 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Demarcus Ware | LB | DEN |
| 10 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Charles Johnson | DL | CAR |
| 10 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Ryan Tannehill | QB | MIA |
| 10 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Olivier Vernon | DL | MIA |
| 10 | 10 | Crusaders | Stevan Ridley | RB | NE |
| 10 | 11 | Norsemen | Cecil Shorts | WR | JAC |
| 10 | 12 | MeggaMen | Devonta Freeman | RB | ATL |
| 11 | 1 | Norsemen | Thomas DeCoud | DB | CAR |
| 11 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Navorro Bowman | LB | SF |
| 11 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Christine Michael | RB | SEA |
| 11 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Reggie Wayne | WR | IND |
| 11 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Donald Butler | LB | SD |
| 11 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Ryan Clark | DB | WAS |
| 11 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Darren Sproles | RB | PHI |
| 11 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Jeremy Hill | RB | CIN |
| 11 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Jurrell Casey | DL | TEN |
| 11 | 10 | Crusaders | Stevie Brown | DB | NYG |
| 11 | 11 | Norsemen | Eric Reid | DB | SF |
| 11 | 12 | MeggaMen | Kelvin Benjamin | TE | CAR |
| 12 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | DeMeco Ryans | HC | PHI |
| 12 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Kiko Alonso | LB | BUF |
| 12 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Justin Hunter | WR | TEN |
| 12 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Charles Clay | TE | MIA |
| 12 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Prince Amukamara | DB | NYG |
| 12 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Rob Ninkovich | DL | NE |
| 12 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | D'Qwell Jackson | LB | IND |
| 12 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Martellus Bennett | TE | CHI |
| 12 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Denver Broncos | OL | DEN |
| 12 | 10 | Crusaders | Geno Atkins | DL | CIN |
| 12 | 11 | Norsemen | Robert Woods | WR | BUF |
| 12 | 12 | MeggaMen | Tyrann Mathieu | DB | ARI |
| 13 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Julius Peppers | DL | GB |
| 13 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Osi Umenyiora | DL | ATL |
| 13 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Anquan Boldin | WR | SF |
| 13 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | OAK |
| 13 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Stephen Tulloch | LB | DET |
| 13 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Riley Cooper | WR | PHI |
| 13 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Dwayne Allen | TE | IND |
| 13 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Brian Hartline | WR | MIA |
| 13 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Antoine Bethea | DB | SF |
| 13 | 10 | Crusaders | Seattle Seahawks | OL | SEA |
| 13 | 11 | Norsemen | Pittsburgh Steelers | OL | PIT |
| 13 | 12 | MeggaMen | Minnesota Vikings | OL | MIN |
| 14 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Washington Commanders | OL | WAS |
| 14 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Chris Long | DL | STL |
| 14 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Bernard Pollard | DB | TEN |
| 14 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 14 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Andre Williams | RB | NYG |
| 14 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | DeAngelo Williams | RB | CAR |
| 14 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Green Bay Packers | OL | GB |
| 14 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Detroit Lions | OL | DET |
| 14 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Reshad Jones | DB | MIA |
| 14 | 10 | Crusaders | Matt Prater | K | DEN |
| 14 | 11 | Norsemen | Justin Tuck | DL | OAK |
| 14 | 12 | MeggaMen | Nick Roach | LB | OAK |
| 15 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Pierre Thomas | RB | NO |
| 15 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Tim Jennings | DB | CHI |
| 15 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | John Brown | WR | ARI |
| 15 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | William Moore | DB | ATL |
| 15 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Davante Adams | WR | GB |
| 15 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Dan Bailey | K | DAL |
| 15 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Ezekiel Ansah | DL | DET |
| 15 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Aaron Williams | DB | BUF |
| 15 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Johnny Manziel | QB | CLE |
| 15 | 10 | Crusaders | Terrance Williams | WR | DAL |
| 15 | 11 | Norsemen | Carson Palmer | QB | ARI |
| 15 | 12 | MeggaMen | Shayne Graham | K | NO |
| 16 | 1 | Joe Gibbs Good Head | Lance Briggs | LB | CHI |
| 16 | 2 | Woodland Rangers | Buffalo Bills | OL | BUF |
| 16 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Robbie Gould | K | CHI |
| 16 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Alex Henery | K | PHI |
| 16 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Austin Seferian-Jenkins | TE | TB |
| 16 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | T.J. McDonald | DB | LA |
| 16 | 7 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Tashaun Gipson | DB | CLE |
| 16 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Ryan Shazier | LB | PIT |
| 16 | 9 | Gallic Warriors | Mike Tolbert | RB | CAR |
| 16 | 10 | Crusaders | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR |
| 16 | 11 | Norsemen | A.J. Hawk | LB | GB |
| 16 | 12 | MeggaMen | Jerry Hughes | DL | BUF |