Draft Results

Aug 27, 2023
Round: Pick: Team: Pos: NFL:
Rd Pick Franchise Selection Pos NFL
1 1 Crusaders Bijan Robinson RB ATL
1 2 MeggaMen Derrick Henry RB TEN
1 3 Gallic Warriors Josh Jacobs RB LV
1 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Aaron Jones RB GB
1 5 Amish Electricians Jonathan Taylor RB IND
1 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Joe Mixon RB CIN
1 7 Sacks on the Beach Najee Harris RB PIT
1 8 British Bulldogs Travis Etienne RB JAC
1 9 Testudos Revenge Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET
1 10 Sigourney's Weaver's Jalin Hyatt WR NYG
1 11 Norsemen Breece Hall RB NYJ
1 12 Trump Molests Collies Kenneth Walker III RB SEA
2 1 Crusaders Amari Cooper WR CLE
2 2 Richard's Lionhearts Alexander Mattison RB MIN
2 3 Gallic Warriors Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE
2 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Trevor Lawrence QB JAC
2 5 Amish Electricians Deebo Samuel WR SF
2 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Diontae Johnson WR PIT
2 7 Sacks on the Beach Tee Higgins WR CIN
2 8 British Bulldogs Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA
2 9 Testudos Revenge Miles Sanders RB CAR
2 10 MeggaMen Javonte Williams RB DEN
2 11 Norsemen James Conner RB ARI
2 12 Trump Molests Collies Drake London WR ATL
3 1 Crusaders Kirk Cousins QB MIN
3 2 Richard's Lionhearts DeAndre Hopkins WR TEN
3 3 Gallic Warriors Tyler Lockett WR SEA
3 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Cam Akers RB LAR
3 5 Amish Electricians Rachaad White RB TB
3 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Chris Godwin WR TB
3 7 Sacks on the Beach Geno Smith QB SEA
3 8 British Bulldogs Christian Watson WR GB
3 9 Testudos Revenge Evan Engram TE JAC
3 10 MeggaMen Nick Bolton LB KC
3 11 Norsemen George Pickens WR PIT
3 12 Richard's Lionhearts Khalil Herbert RB CHI
4 1 Crusaders Zaire Franklin LB IND
4 2 Richard's Lionhearts Juwan Johnson TE NO
4 3 Gallic Warriors Jordyn Brooks LB SEA
4 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Jerry Jeudy WR DEN
4 5 Amish Electricians Jared Goff QB DET
4 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Isiah Pacheco RB KC
4 7 Sacks on the Beach Alvin Kamara RB NO
4 8 British Bulldogs D'Andre Swift RB PHI
4 9 Richard's Lionhearts Elijah Mitchell RB SF
4 10 MeggaMen Pat Freiermuth TE PIT
4 11 Norsemen Logan Wilson LB CIN
4 12 Trump Molests Collies Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA
5 1 Crusaders Frankie Luvu LB CAR
5 2 Richard's Lionhearts Zay Flowers WR BAL
5 3 Gallic Warriors Jamaal Williams RB NO
5 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Samaje Perine RB DEN
5 5 Amish Electricians Bobby Wagner LB SEA
5 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Brock Purdy QB SF
5 7 Sacks on the Beach Eric Kendricks LB LAC
5 8 British Bulldogs AJ Dillon RB GB
5 9 Testudos Revenge Devin White LB TB
5 10 MeggaMen Josey Jewell LB DEN
5 11 Norsemen Aidan Hutchinson DL DET
5 12 Testudos Revenge Jaquan Brisker DB CHI
6 1 Crusaders Chicago Bears OL CHI
6 2 Richard's Lionhearts Bobby Okereke LB NYG
6 3 Gallic Warriors Zay Jones WR JAC
6 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Fred Warner LB SF
6 5 Amish Electricians Mike Evans WR TB
6 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Matt Judon DL NE
6 7 Sacks on the Beach Jordan Hicks LB MIN
6 8 British Bulldogs Anthony Richardson QB IND
6 9 Testudos Revenge Kamren Curl DB WAS
6 10 MeggaMen Brian Burns DL CAR
6 11 Norsemen L'Jarius Sneed DB KC
6 12 Trump Molests Collies Brandon Aiyuk WR SF
7 1 Crusaders Marquise Brown WR ARI
7 2 Richard's Lionhearts Danielle Hunter DL MIN
7 3 Gallic Warriors Daniel Jones QB NYG
7 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Von Miller DL BUF
7 5 Amish Electricians Chauncey Gardner-Johnson DB DET
7 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Shaq Thompson LB CAR
7 7 Sacks on the Beach Antoine Winfield DB TB
7 8 British Bulldogs Jeremy Chinn DB CAR
7 9 Testudos Revenge Haason Reddick DL PHI
7 10 MeggaMen Kyle Hamilton DB BAL
7 11 Norsemen Jordan Addison WR MIN
7 12 Trump Molests Collies Dre Greenlaw LB SF
8 1 Crusaders Aaron Rodgers QB NYJ
8 2 Richard's Lionhearts Deshaun Watson QB CLE
8 3 Gallic Warriors Talanoa Hufanga DB SF
8 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Quinnen Williams DL NYJ
8 5 Amish Electricians Nakobe Dean LB PHI
8 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Tyson Campbell DB JAC
8 7 Sacks on the Beach Brandin Cooks WR DAL
8 8 British Bulldogs Tremaine Edmunds LB CHI
8 9 Testudos Revenge James Cook RB BUF
8 10 MeggaMen Philadelphia Eagles OL PHI
8 11 Norsemen Kayvon Thibodeaux DL NYG
8 12 Trump Molests Collies David Montgomery RB DET
9 1 Crusaders Harold Landry DL TEN
9 2 Richard's Lionhearts Atlanta Falcons OL ATL
9 3 Gallic Warriors Dalton Schultz TE HOU
9 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Jalen Ramsey DB MIA
9 5 Amish Electricians Taysom Hill TE NO
9 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Jonathan Jones DB NE
9 7 Sacks on the Beach Brian Robinson RB WAS
9 8 British Bulldogs Rashaad Penny RB PHI
9 9 Testudos Revenge San Francisco 49ers OL SF
9 10 MeggaMen Kadarius Toney WR KC
9 11 Norsemen Dalton Kincaid TE BUF
9 12 Trump Molests Collies Joey Bosa DL LAC
10 1 Crusaders Gabriel Davis WR BUF
10 2 Richard's Lionhearts Michael Pittman WR IND
10 3 Gallic Warriors Alex Highsmith DL PIT
10 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Jamel Dean DB TB
10 5 Amish Electricians Zach Charbonnet RB SEA
10 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Lavonte David LB TB
10 7 Sacks on the Beach JuJu Smith-Schuster WR NE
10 8 British Bulldogs David Njoku TE CLE
10 9 Testudos Revenge Jahan Dotson WR WAS
10 10 MeggaMen De'Vondre Campbell LB GB
10 11 Norsemen Shaquille Leonard LB IND
10 12 Trump Molests Collies Christian Wilkins DL MIA
11 1 Crusaders Tyler Higbee TE LAR
11 2 Richard's Lionhearts Jaylen Warren RB PIT
11 3 Gallic Warriors Drue Tranquill LB KC
11 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Cincinnati Bengals OL CIN
11 5 Amish Electricians New York Giants OL NYG
11 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Montez Sweat DL WAS
11 7 Sacks on the Beach Harrison Smith DB MIN
11 8 British Bulldogs Kyle Dugger DB NE
11 9 Testudos Revenge Chase Young DL WAS
11 10 MeggaMen Dalvin Cook RB NYJ
11 11 Norsemen Kevin Byard DB TEN
11 12 Trump Molests Collies Detroit Lions OL DET
12 1 Crusaders Raheem Mostert RB MIA
12 2 Richard's Lionhearts Sam Hubbard DL CIN
12 3 Gallic Warriors Matt Milano LB BUF
12 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Khalil Mack DL LAC
12 5 Amish Electricians Antonio Gibson RB WAS
12 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Luke Musgrave TE GB
12 7 Sacks on the Beach Matthew Stafford QB LAR
12 8 British Bulldogs Josh Hines-Allen DL JAC
12 9 Testudos Revenge T.J. Edwards LB CHI
12 10 MeggaMen Richie Grant DB ATL
12 11 Norsemen Greg Joseph K MIN
12 12 Trump Molests Collies Bryce Young QB CAR
13 1 Crusaders Marcus Maye DB NO
13 2 Richard's Lionhearts Jake Ferguson TE DAL
13 3 Gallic Warriors Josh Uche DL NE
13 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Skyy Moore WR KC
13 5 Amish Electricians Jerick McKinnon RB KC
13 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Xavier McKinney DB NYG
13 7 Sacks on the Beach Chigoziem Okonkwo TE TEN
13 8 British Bulldogs Michael Thomas WR NO
13 9 Testudos Revenge Harrison Butker K KC
13 10 MeggaMen Treylon Burks WR TEN
13 11 Norsemen Sam Howell QB WAS
13 12 Trump Molests Collies Jameson Williams WR DET
14 1 Crusaders Younghoe Koo K ATL
14 2 Richard's Lionhearts David Long Jr. LB MIA
14 3 Gallic Warriors Zach Ertz TE ARI
14 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Russell Wilson QB DEN
14 5 Amish Electricians Will Anderson DL HOU
14 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Jamin Davis LB WAS
14 7 Sacks on the Beach Justin Tucker K BAL
14 8 British Bulldogs Jeffery Wilson RB MIA
14 9 Testudos Revenge Za'Darius Smith DL CLE
14 10 MeggaMen Kenny Pickett QB PIT
14 11 Norsemen Alex Singleton LB DEN
14 12 Trump Molests Collies Roschon Johnson RB CHI
15 1 Crusaders Courtland Sutton WR DEN
15 2 Richard's Lionhearts Zaven Collins DL ARI
15 3 Gallic Warriors Adam Thielen WR CAR
15 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Tank Bigsby RB JAC
15 5 Amish Electricians Gerald Everett TE LAC
15 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Michael Gallup WR DAL
15 7 Sacks on the Beach Jordan Love QB GB
15 8 British Bulldogs Pete Werner LB NO
15 9 Testudos Revenge Quentin Johnston WR LAC
15 10 MeggaMen Tyjae Spears RB TEN
15 11 Norsemen Jack Campbell LB DET
15 12 Trump Molests Collies Jordan Poyer DB BUF
16 1 Crusaders Donovan Wilson DB DAL
16 2 Richard's Lionhearts Marquez Valdes-Scantling WR KC
16 3 Gallic Warriors Rayshawn Jenkins DB JAC
16 4 Sigourney's Weaver's Dawson Knox TE BUF
16 5 Amish Electricians Jonathan Owens DB GB
16 6 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing Greg Zuerlein K NYJ
16 7 Sacks on the Beach Odell Beckham WR BAL
16 8 British Bulldogs Tyler Boyd WR CIN
16 9 Testudos Revenge Brian Branch DB DET
16 10 MeggaMen Chris Jones DL KC
16 11 Norsemen Rashod Bateman WR BAL
16 12 Trump Molests Collies Cairo Santos K CHI